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Friday, November 19, 2010

The untitle post

While I was GOOGLE-ing for goood stuffs to be read, I saw this one website and I clicked it. There was this one joke and I just love it because I think it is extremely funny.

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center on the bed. It was addressed, "MOM." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom,

It is great with regret and sorrow that I'm writing you this letter. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with dad and you. I've been finding the real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice even-with all his piercings, tattoos, beard and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion, Mom. I'm pregnant and Ahmad said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that Marijuana does'nt really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for HIV so that Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll back to Virginia to visit so you can get to know your very cute grand children you'd love to play with when you're old. I'll be back to take care of you, mom.

Your daughter, Judith.

P/S: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at Lucinda's house. :D just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life that than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

Mainly, it is about Judith who is scared to tell her mom about her failed subjects. Talking about result, mine is not good too but at least I'm brave enough to tell about the C. haha. :) This Judith is so a drama. :)

And I still didn't watch Harry Potter. Sadly. And I planned to go on next wednesday because the ticket is cheaper. And I think I'm going to watch that movie at Wangsa Walk. I know Wangsa Walk might be veghy veghy the boring because you can't watch on hot guys except the rempits and all. -.- But still Wangsa Walk is my choice, because it is near and I don't need trains or airplanes to go there.

And I missss this Voldemort like so so so so so much. Meet you on this Wed, Voldmorrrrttttt :)

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